It’s been a zany week so far and shows no signs of changing anytime soon. It’s safe to consider me off my rocker and a candidate for meds. 😀
I haven’t been sleeping right lately, so I am sure that isn’t helping. Up till 3-4am, back up at 7 or 8am.. rinse and repeat. It’s enough to make anyone a little cookoo for cocoa puffs if you ask me. There isn’t enough coffee in the world to jump-start my brain and I don’t even drink the stuff! It has to come to the bottom of the barrel sometime soon and allow me to catch up, or I am going to crash and burn like one of those Nascar stock cars shooting off the track and heading for an unsuspecting crowd.
My cats are feeling the effects of my screwed up psyche too. They have taken to chewing each others tails. Yes.. I said each others. Chewing is probably too light of a word.. mangling would be better. The ends of their tails now look like tiny, bony little fingers pointing accusingly at me for messing with their karma. Don’t believe me? Take a look at these..
Thought I was kidding, didn’t you. Jokes on you. HA! :p
Actually, the joke is on them because tomorrow morning, bright and early, these little cuties are going in to the vet to have the procedure done that every male on the planet winces at. Yup.. you guessed it.. it’s nut snipping time. Maybe that is why they are chewing on their tails? So they can shoot me the bird for stealing their manhood! Bwahahaha
In all seriousness though, I ran out and bought something called Grannick’s bitter apple to try to stop the tail murder. It smells like rubbing alcohol, that I was charged $12 for instead of the usual $1.50 where they actually NAME it Rubbing Alcohol. Can you spell R I P – O F F? I can.
At the rate they are going, they will both have stubs where their tails should be. For now I am just trying not to be creeped out when they point those crazy looking things my way. YIKES! By tomorrow’s end they will probably be plotting my demise anyhow.
If you don’t hear from me in a few days, send out a posse.. you will probably find me buried under the catnip!