Confessions of an App Whore

Yes, you heard me right. I do not have a monogamous relationship with my iPhone App. I spread myself around quite promiscuously. I can’t help myself really.. I see a new app and I just have to have it.

I woo it.. download it, and use it shamelessly for a day or two until I tire of it, then I move on to the next one. My phone has over a hundred apps on it. It’s lucky that I do not have gonophonerrhea!

yes I made this.. creative little shit aren't I..

yes I made this.. creative little shit aren’t I..

There is always something newer, and shinier in the iTunes store waiting on me. When I am done with it, I will discard it like yesterdays news. Or maybe I will just keep it sitting around on my phone so I can point to it and laugh at how easy it was “back in the day.” Someday maybe they will start-up a 12 step program for me. They can call it, App Whores Whining.. or AWW for short. 😀

Until then.. hasta luego peeps.. I have an app to download muhahahahaha.

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16 thoughts on “Confessions of an App Whore

  1. Ahahahahaha, so good. I used to have this problem with video games. Then I got tired of spending 60 bucks for games I don’t play. Probably a good thing I don’t have an iPhone, lol. Just 99 cents you say? Why no problem!

  2. Your voice in this piece becomes more infectious as goes along – you should put a warning on it, or an R-rating. This is an amusing and entertaining read you creative little shit.

    • That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me! 😀 I am flattered you find my voice infectious. There is something to be said for being contagious and dragging you all along with me for the ride. 😉

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