It has been an off few days for me. Oh hell, who am I kidding.. it’s been an off couple of weeks actually. The raging battle to save your favorite blogger… that would be me.. continues..
First there was the Cold From Hell that refused to die. Then his brother, Bronchitis, paid me a visit, and decided to move in, bringing Mr. Lung Fluid with him as his life partner. I had to hire a hitman named Antibiotic, to clear them out of my abode. They countered by sending their own assassin, which was an evil indian known as Barking Cough, whose bosom buddies named Congestion and Phlegm came along for the ride and tried to choke me.
Muscinex and Honey started sleeping in my bedroom to ward them off, and they had almost won the battle when the big boss, Mrs. Migraine, paid us all a visit yesterday, and sent us huddling under dark blankets cowering in fear of her wrath. Tiny little Excedrin PM showed them all though, and slipped through her defenses sending Mrs. Migraine running away in retreat.
The mercenaries have all gone into semi-remission it would seem today, but my troops will continue to stand by in the event of a continued threat on our perimeter. Vitamin C and Echinacea are working with Vitamin D and Zinc to keep up our defenses. With a battle strategy like this, we are sure to win the war…
Any battle tips for me?